*wipes phone screen on breast*

(Source : brokendildo, via lohanthony)


how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via nialllhoran)


Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(Source : felfs, via vaitape)

"I want you to know that I want you, you know that."

— Saint Raymond (via vegete)

(via deliriu-m)

Hey, cum in
Sometimes I'm sad and I don't even know why. But I can easily fake a smile

Previsouly Kahuta

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