how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

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"I want you to know that I want you, you know that."

— Saint Raymond (via vegete)

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talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

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masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

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if zayn was my waiter i would give him a $100 tip just for being fine as fuck

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Sometimes I'm sad and I don't even know why. But I can easily fake a smile

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